June 2011
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April 2010
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March 2010
5 posts
Had some drinks with @ktdidit in K-town, but I think I’m immune to Soju. Where are the rest of you tweeps drinking at tonite?
Does Wayne Brady have to choke a bitch?
#StupidPeta was protesting by UTD earlier. What a waste of time.
3 cans of 16oz Sugar-free Red Bulls = a jittery joe.
The older I get it seems the less BS I can come up with.
RT @1rick: Fair’s fair America. You’re stuck with silver, we’re stuck with Nickelback. #hockey
February 2010
87 posts
Sinus probs got worse and only got 3 hrs of sleep. It’s gonna be a great day.
Thank you lil bro for bringing home Samoas.
I’m still up, shiiiiiiiiit.
Dammit. I would pull a loose thread on my shirt to make a button fall off.
I think I’m happier just being a fat ass. This working out shit sucks balls.
I’m guilty! 10 things you need to stop tweeting about http://theoatmeal.com/comics/twitter_stop from @oatmeal.
My guido name is Joey Braciole http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/namegen/13021/
Instructables - Make, How To, and DIY →
Just found out I’m out of cigs right when I got to where I was going.
Group marriages? Sounds fun ;-) ! #Caprica
Park brunch was pretty decent and I’m already drunk. How cool.
Whenever I dine out I get stares from people. I wonder if they recognize me from Yelp or if I just have a booger sticking out of my nose.
At Park for brunch with friend. The food better be good!
I fucking hate pushups. #hundredpushups
Dammit, lil bro needs to pick a better day and time to go to his bank. We’ve been waiting in line for at least 30 mins.
Way to go US Women’s Curling Team!!! Russia, your hotness will not be forgotten.
US Women’s Curling Team = Very Milf’n, Russia’s = Very Niiiiiiiiiice.
http://twitpic.com/145lya - 2nd Attempt at homemade biscuits was better than the 1st, I got more rise.
Good job. Tiger. Next time, don’t get caught.
http://twitpic.com/145dcr - 1st attempt at homemade biscuits = Fail. Gonna try again with @shr1mpch1p & @tweetafied’s hints
Gonna attempt to make homemade biscuits for the first time.
Cheese & Burger Society →
Cheese & Burger Society We are the Cheese & Burger Society. We believe that cheese is the Grand Poo-bah of every cheeseburger grilled at a backyard barbecue or flame-broiled at a roadside diner. But…
RT @DennysAllnightr: Want to try one of our new Better Burgers for free? Sign up at http://www.dennys.com for free burger and fries!
Steep and Cheap: Marmot Flair Hooded Fleece Jacket... →
I made the mistake of opening up Valentine’s Day mail in my car. Stripper glitter all over my car seat and pants.
RT @yelpdallas: Hope you can join us tonight for the cheap dinner UYE! http://bit.ly/bfKf8o
Women’s curling! The US chicks… Very niiiiiiiice!
TWSS in Women’s Curling “it went too deep!”
KISS used in Women’s Curling - “Keep It Simple Stupid” philosophy.
Soreness setting in. Hurts to move, ouch. Korean ginseng, I hate/love you.
I fucking hate Epson printers.
Had a productive workout, darts at Sherlock’s was awesome, and ran the pool table at the Loon. Very awesome night.
Early voting starts today! Check out the sample Dem/Rep ballots and your nearest voting location. http://www.dalcoelections.org
Going to the Loon for once in over a year!
The other hat I wear: roadside assistance.
6 cups of coffee last night = restless sleep.
RT @DennysAllnightr: Free Grand Slam Day is over, but if you’d like a free Burger and Fries, sign up for Denny’s Rewards: www.dennys.com
After I get some reading done, I’m gonna be THAT guy at the bar tonight.
Happy Valentine’s Day, Tweeps!
Way to go Korea on the Men’s 1500m!
And the Japs screwed us again.
Nag, nag, nag. Frackin nagger.